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I've got dim memories of watching some of there when they were on Sesame Street.

I've been playing with the Spore Creature Creator and have been having a lot of fun with it. You can check out some of my creations here: [link]

have a look at this: [link]

Some parents keep a “swear jar” around and make their children put money in it every time they say a bad word. My parents had a different idea. They had a noun jar. It seemed unfair at the time, but I never would have gotten to the National Charades Championship without their help.

They say you shouldn’t count your chickens before they are hatched, but I’m getting really good at it. I just count to zero, and then smash all the eggs. I’m right every time.

It’s what is on the inside that counts. A kidney, especially, fetches a pretty good price on the black market.

I’ve got half a mind to find the rest of it. Unfortunately, it was the clever half that got away.

When I was in the circus, I was the guy that got shot from the cannon. The complicated part was that this circus was held on a battle ship. In the middle of a war. In retrospect, that wasn’t a very fun circus.

prepare to be blown away: [link]